Once upon a time, there was a man – carefree as can be – walking down the street, minding his own business….
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when suddenly
he was accosted by a not-so-dangerous puppy!
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Unfortunately, before he could see that the dog meant no harm (how could a cute little puppy-wuppy hurt a big old man like him? :)) , he was already scared and jumped into the nearest car he could find:
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But the former owner of the car caught up with him, and wasn’t happy…
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…so he prepared to take revenge:
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Wanting to preserve his life, the man once again did what came naturally:
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But he was stopped by a sign
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His pursuer, though, was still…..well……in pursuit, so the man decided – since he had to slow down anyway – he may as well be quiet as well. With this in mind, he
tiptoed down to
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His pursuer – still in pursuit – wasn’t one for stairs or walking, but his preferences couldn’t be accomodated: he was slowed down by the threat of a power failure
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Nevertheless, he had become even fiercer, and was determined to catch the now not-so-carefree man who had tried to make off with his beloved (former) vehicle
So the man, even more terrified at this point, decided he had to hide. But the hiding places he found were alarmingly conspicuous
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So he made a run for the toilets, choosing the less obvious option
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Unforunately, his move was anticipated, and he was stopped in his tracks:
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what happens next? Well, you’ll just have to stay tuned and find out later….
loved the HOFF story.. looking forward to reading the next installment!!